A step in the right direction (part 2)
by Dave Kent (Cloudesley Road )
The more I think about it, the more I like the idea of the dog mess detector that I reported on in a recent issue of
MACHINE
For those who would prefer not to keep dung beetles in the house and spend valuable time coaxing them into toe caps before taking a walk, Dr Caleb Haufen and his team are working on a prototype coin-operated dog mess removing machine. You stand on the base and put in your coin (£1, say), then a pair of revolving brushes will clean the underside of your shoes with help from some water which is squirted upwards from a pipe. I cant help feeling, though, that this kind of low-level engineering is a sorry waste of the IWPs great scientific minds, but I suppose any money they make from this can be put towards more high-minded research (mind you, I suppose they are trying to save our soles).
SCRUBBERS
So, keep your eyes peeled for that "Bright Ideas" catalogue that comes through the letterbox, it may not be too long before you can order your toe caps, beetles and vivarium. If you prefer the idea of a wash and brush-up, badger your local councillors and tell them to get scrubbers on the streets as soon as possible. Meanwhile, we best hope that we tread in excrement only during the hours of daylight when we can find a spot of unsoiled grass, or develop a sudden urge to go house-hunting (estate agents offices tend to be nicely carpeted).
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