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Lidl gets tough

How the shrubbery at Lidls looked before the big chop.

How the shrubbery at Lidls looked before the big chop.

Today saw a team of about eight workmen clearing – with ruthless efficiency – the ornamental bushes and shrubs at our local supermarket. A Lidl’s spokeswoman said that a large amount of rubbish had accumulated in the shrubbery and it had been decided to cut down the vegetation to ground level. “The whole area will be re-planted with smaller shrubs which will be kept low for easy cleaning. The area was in danger of becoming infested with vermin”, she explained. Workmen said they had found a large number of bottles and cans and even needles and a fridge door!

...and how it looked afterwards, with literally hundreds of old drinks cans and plastic bottles...all bought at Lidls, of course.

...and how it looked afterwards, with literally hundreds of old drinks cans and plastic bottles...all bought at Lidls, of course.

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