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Stock Market Report – by Robert Pesto

Stock Market Report

Stock Market Report












Today’s Stock Market Report, guest edited by Robert Pesto.

Helium was up in very light trading. Feathers were down.

United Paper was stationery. Sheffield Knives were up sharply.

General Pencils lost a few points.

Elevators rose, while Escalators continued their slow decline.

Weights were up in heavy trading. Mining stock hit rock bottom.

British Nappies remained unchanged. Scottish Shipping was on an even keel.

The market for Raisins dried up. Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.

By late afternoon, Balloon prices had become inflated.














Scott Tissue hit a new bottom.

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