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Small medium at large

Jo Hunter writes (Feb 2013)

 

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

A man needs a mistress to break the monogamy.

A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Every calendar’s days are numbered.

He had the potential of a great photographic memory but it was never developed.

Once you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

Practice safe eating – always use condiments.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

Shotgun wedding – a case of wife or death.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

What’s the definition of a will? It’s a dead give-away.

When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

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