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Pavement Mystery

By Julian Beecroft (Editorial, Jun 2007)

Mystery – can anyone help identify the dollops of soft brown material decorating our pavements? With our streets regularly patrolled by a vast and growing army of road sweepers, street cleaners, street bobbies, street wardens and dog wardens it surely can’t be dog sh*t – can it?

COMMENTS

Mrs Snow writes ((Jul 2007) Dear Sir, The soft brown material referred to in the Village Voice last month is badger’s droppings. We’ve got lots of them. Mrs Snow.

We have it on good authority, Mrs Snow, that badgers would never leave droppings on the street, but, being very tidy animals, always take pains to bury them. So the finger of doom once again points to the unneighbourly few who don’t give a whoopsie about anyone else. – Ed.

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