Bohemia Village Voice

“Mavis Hayward” writes (Dec 2006):

Dear Sir,

I would first like to thank you for your very entertaining publication you’re currently undertaking and I have to say that it is such a delight to read your Bohemia Village Voice every fortnight and I do look forward to read such inviting articles that capture the true beauty of Bohemia Village. I have lived here for many years and believe that what you are doing is creating a wonderful community spirit in Bohemia Village. I do hope you continue your great effort and please publish my writing to you as I believe many of my dear friends feel the same. Lastly but not least please accept my absolute gratitude towards David Bowie for his wonderful picture on a superb complimentary calendar of our delightful Bohemia Village.

Mrs Mavis Hayward, 22 Bohemia Road.

[When ‘Bohemia Village Voice’ popped round to thank Mavis for her fulsome praise, no-one was at home, and neighbours on either side confessed to never having heard of her. It’s all very mysterious . . .]