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Paranoid Wiles

By John Merriman, Aug 2011Paranoid Wiles rev

Competition – Win a free PC
This refers to a free police constable, not a free personal computer. A free computer will have you playing games all day. No, a free police constable will be much better. He will accompany you everywhere. He will ensure you are not being naughty. And when you do misbehave, he will be there to give you a good kicking (so long as no-one is watching).
You will thank us heartily, as this PC improves your all-round behaviour, punishing any mistakes you might make by locking you in a cupboard (or any other suitable place of imprisonment).
For regular supervision and punishment is the only way you will mend your evil ways. We should know, having been dodgy, erm, having seen people being dodgy.
n To win your free PC, simply answer this question: Where were you on the night in question?
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY– If all the world’s snorers were laid end to end, none of the rest of us would get any sleep.
[Reprinted, with permission, from Paranoid Wiles, by John Merriman (pUBLISHED wHEN nO oNE iS lOOKING), available, price 30p from The Roomz, Western Road.]

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