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Scott Garrett

David & Goliath – for 2012

GOLIATH: Ah, David. I’m going to smash you up, crush you, turn you into a pulp.
DAVID: Isn’t that a bit extreme Goliath? Couldn’t you just, say, crush my spirit or something?
GOLIATH: Like joke about how little you are? Little and useless. That kind of thing?
DAVID: It could work.
GOLIATH: It does seem a lot fairer, considering how big and strong I am.
DAVID: Exactly!
GOLIATH: I’ll give it a go.
THWACK!
GOLIATH: Huh????
THWACK!
GOLIATH: What the …???
THWACK!
GOLIATH: What are you doing that for?
DAVID: Doing what?
THWACK!
GOLIATH: The stones . . .THAT thing!
THWACK!
DAVID: It’s called a sling.
THWACK!
GOLIATH: OK, what are you doing with that sling?
THWACK!
DAVID: I’m going to crush you.
THWACK!
GOLIATH: You mean my spirit? Like I was about to do to you?
THWACK! THWACK!
DAVID: No. I’m going to kill you.
THWACK! THWACK!
GOLIATH: Isn’t that a bit mean?
THWACK!
DAVID: A bit.
KERRASSHH!!!
The End

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