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Gardeners Questions by Dave Kent

Q. Dave, is there a herbal remedy for a brain haemorrhage? – Anita Harris (Mr).
Dave writes: Yes – a combination of hemp and yarrow. Weave the hemp into a rope and apply around the neck as a tourniquet to stop the blood flowing to the brain. Make a hole in the skull near the site of the haemorrhage and plunge a sprig of yarrow into the brain to heal the vessel, leaving enough of the plant sticking out so that it can be easily removed if the patient recovers. The patient should be advised that, during treatment, attending job interviews or speed dating sessions would probably be futile. [Questions to ‘The Voice]

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