Bohemia Village Voice

Q. Dave – I don’t like my neighbour’s cat – what can I do? Anita Harris (Mr)
Dave writes: Is this a domestic animal, cat o nine tails, catamaran or catalytic converter? A domestic cat can be kept at bay by digging a pond that takes up every square inch of your back garden and another in the front if necessary. This may also deter a neighbour who wants to give you damned good whipping. If, however, you mean CAT as in Canine Agility Team, then the ponds will only make your life worse as you will probably end up with a pack of poodles water skiing in formation past your lounge window. If you have developed a pathological loathing of catamarans or catalytic converters, then youve probably had a brain haemorrhage (see June issue). [Questions to ‘The Voice’]