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Gardeners Questions by Dave Kent

Dave Kent

Dave Kent

Dave – My partner says I still smell after an hour in the bath. Can you advise me? Anita Harris (Mr)
Dave writes: You make no mention of water, so it may be that you have been taking dry or "phantom" baths, a common practice among those who have suffered a brain haemorrhage. Perhaps you have been using the same bathful of water for some time because your supply is metered. I haven’t had a bath since I had one fitted, but then I don’t have a partner to give me unsolicited negative feedback concerning my personal odour. Otherwise, conduct a thorough search of your partner’s nostrils as there could be something malodorous stuck up there . [Questions to ‘The Voice’]

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