Bohemia Village Voice

Dave Kent

Questions to ‘The Voice’.

Dave – I want to become famous and be on tv – how can I do this? Anita Harris (Mr).
Dave writes: You could become proficient in one or more of the performing arts, or perhaps a popular sport. If you do not become famous, then you could shoot someone who has, give yourself up, and become the subject of news items and documentaries. You might also have programs made about you if you have a spectacular disease of the face or some sort of syndrome that causes you to shout obscenities in church or at members of minority groups. It is, of course, possible to become famous without doing anything notable; ask Tony Slattery, Gary Bushell or Chris Moyles for guidance.