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Gardeners’ Questions

Dave Kent

Dave Kent

Questions to ‘The Voice’.

Q. Dave – How can I trace my relatives on the Isle of Sheppey? Anita Harris (Mr)
Dave writes: I wouldn’t. A midwife I know worked there for a while and was horrified to see some of the locals laying clusters of eggs in salt water. If that doesn’t put you off, you can join the local Sheppey Society where full members are asked to contribute money towards corrective surgery. Associate membership is less of a commitment and this is open to anyone who cannot survive out of water for more than an hour or has a close relative in a jar in a teaching hospital.

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