{"id":26400,"date":"1979-12-31T18:13:40","date_gmt":"1979-12-31T18:13:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bohemiavillage.com\/?p=26400"},"modified":"2013-04-06T18:15:31","modified_gmt":"2013-04-06T17:15:31","slug":"stella-r-webb-on-becoming-a-grandparent-1979","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bohemiavillage.com\/?p=26400","title":{"rendered":"Stella R Webb &#8211; On Becoming a Grandparent (1979)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[From &#8216;<a title=\"Bohemian Bagatelle (1979)\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bohemiavillage.com\/?p=26383\">Bohemian Bagatelle<\/a>&#8216;, published 1979 by the Bohemians]<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">ON BECOMING A GRANDPARENT<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>First, you tell your friends and neighbours<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s to be a little one \u2013<\/p>\n<p>Then there\u2019s planning, knitting, buying,<\/p>\n<p>For \u2013 maybe \u2013 your first grandson.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s arrived, and at hospital<\/p>\n<p>Proud grandparents, every one,<\/p>\n<p>Nudge each other, smiling broadly,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere \u2013 you see \u2013 that\u2019s <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">my<\/span> grandson!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Then they\u2019re home \u2013 new Mum and baby \u2013<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s the dearest little one \u2013<\/p>\n<p>Call the neighbours to admire him \u2013<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLook \u2013 he\u2019s here \u2013 he\u2019s my grandson!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Oh dear! He\u2019s crying \u2013 call your daughter \u2013<\/p>\n<p>Hand him over to his Mum!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShall I feed him? Top and tail him?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t ask me, dear, he\u2019s <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">your<\/span> son!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Stella R. Webb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; ON BECOMING A GRANDPARENT \u00a0 First, you tell your friends and neighbours There\u2019s to be a little one \u2013 Then there\u2019s planning, knitting, buying, For \u2013 maybe \u2013 your first grandson. &nbsp; He\u2019s arrived, and&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bohemiavillage.com\/?p=26400\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[248,109,111],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bohemiavillage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26400"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bohemiavillage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bohemiavillage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohemiavillage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohemiavillage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26400"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohemiavillage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26400\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26410,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohemiavillage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26400\/revisions\/26410"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bohemiavillage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohemiavillage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohemiavillage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}