By Jo Hunter, Aug 2011<\/p>\n
Dear Sir \u2013 I just knew your readers would like to become acquainted with these medical terms \u2013 Artery \u2013 the study of paintings. Bacteria \u2013 back door to cafeteria. Barium \u2013 what doctors do when patients die. Benign \u2013 what you be, after you be eight. Caesarean section \u2013 a neighbourhood in Rome. Cat scan \u2013 searching for kitty. Cauterize \u2013 made eye contact with her. Colic \u2013 a sheep dog. Coma \u2013 a punctuation mark. Dilate \u2013 to live too long. Enema \u2013 not a friend. Fester \u2013 quicker than someone else. Fibula \u2013 a small lie. Impotent \u2013 distinguished, well known. Labour pain \u2013 getting hurt at work. Medical staff \u2013 A doctor’s cane. Morbid \u2013 A higher offer. Nitrates \u2013 levels of pay for unsociable working hours. Node \u2013 I knew it. Outpatient \u2013 a person who has fainted. Post operative \u2013 a letter carrier. Recovery room \u2013 a place to do upholstery. Rectum \u2013 nearly killed him. Secretion \u2013 hiding something. Seizure \u2013 Roman emperor. Tablet \u2013 a small table. Terminal illness \u2013 getting sick at the airport. Tumour \u2013 an additional couple. Urine \u2013 opposite of you’re out.<\/p>\n
Mrs Jo Hunter, St Peter\u2019s Road.<\/p>\n
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