{"id":17415,"date":"2012-10-13T16:10:09","date_gmt":"2012-10-13T15:10:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bohemiavillage.com\/?p=17415"},"modified":"2012-10-13T16:10:09","modified_gmt":"2012-10-13T15:10:09","slug":"scott-garrett","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bohemiavillage.com\/?p=17415","title":{"rendered":"Scott Garrett"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>David &amp; Goliath \u2013 for 2012<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>GOLIATH: Ah, David. I&#8217;m going to smash you up, crush you, turn you into a pulp.<br \/>\nDAVID: Isn&#8217;t that a bit extreme Goliath? Couldn&#8217;t you just, say, crush my spirit or something?<br \/>\nGOLIATH: Like joke about how little you are? Little and useless. That kind of thing?<br \/>\nDAVID: It could work.<br \/>\nGOLIATH: It does seem a lot fairer, considering how big and strong I am.<br \/>\nDAVID: Exactly!<br \/>\nGOLIATH: I&#8217;ll give it a go.<br \/>\n<em>THWACK! <\/em><br \/>\nGOLIATH: Huh????<br \/>\n<em>THWACK! <\/em><br \/>\nGOLIATH: What the \u2026???<br \/>\n<em>THWACK! <\/em><br \/>\nGOLIATH: What are you doing that for?<br \/>\nDAVID: Doing what?<br \/>\n<em>THWACK!<\/em><br \/>\nGOLIATH: The stones . . .THAT thing!<br \/>\n<em>THWACK! <\/em><br \/>\nDAVID: It&#8217;s called a sling.<br \/>\n<em>THWACK!<\/em><br \/>\nGOLIATH: OK, what are you doing with that sling?<br \/>\n<em>THWACK!<\/em><br \/>\nDAVID: I&#8217;m going to crush you.<br \/>\n<em>THWACK!<\/em><br \/>\nGOLIATH: You mean my spirit? Like I was about to do to you?<br \/>\n<em>THWACK! THWACK!<\/em><br \/>\nDAVID: No. I&#8217;m going to kill you.<br \/>\n<em>THWACK! THWACK!<\/em><br \/>\nGOLIATH: Isn&#8217;t that a bit mean?<br \/>\n<em>THWACK!<\/em><br \/>\nDAVID: A bit.<br \/>\n<em>KERRASSHH!!!<\/em><br \/>\nThe End<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>David &amp; Goliath \u2013 for 2012 GOLIATH: Ah, David. I&#8217;m going to smash you up, crush you, turn you into a pulp. DAVID: Isn&#8217;t that a bit extreme Goliath? Couldn&#8217;t you just, say, crush my spirit or something? GOLIATH: Like joke about how little&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bohemiavillage.com\/?p=17415\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":27,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[177],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bohemiavillage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17415"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bohemiavillage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bohemiavillage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohemiavillage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/27"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohemiavillage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17415"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohemiavillage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17415\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17417,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohemiavillage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17415\/revisions\/17417"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bohemiavillage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohemiavillage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohemiavillage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}